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• Click the Refresh button, which will not work!!!!!!!!
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you did type it correctly didn't you? What? you didn't type anything?... wow spooky
  
• To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Onions. On the Balls Up tab, click Tasteless. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). If you have no idea what the hell this means, then don't panic - very few others do either.
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically screw up your entire PC. If you are wondering who your network administrator is, he is the man that you often mistake for a tramp in your local park.
  If you would like Windows to try to balls it all up, then
  click Let Windows attempt to screw up my PC
• Some sites require 128-bit connection security. You don't really know what the hell I'm talking about do you?
• If you are trying to reach a naughty site, make sure your underpants can support it. Click your Tool, and then click Internut Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll or rub your way to the Security section and check settings for SuperStiff 2.0, SuperStiff 3.0, TLS 1.0, TWAT 1.0.
• Click the   back button or just give up right now.